Der Bro Code [Barney Stinson Matt Kuhn] on *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. A bro always calls another bro by his last name. (Exception: If a bro’s last name is also a racial epithet). PARADISA COROLLARY: Or if the. Definition of a Bro: A person who will always be with you unless he’s got something else anymore. If someone has upheld one or more.

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Price may vary by retailer. A bro will drop whatever he’s doing and help his bro dump a chick. When on the prowl, a bro hits on the hottest sinson first, because you just never know.

If a bro lives with a chick, it is no longer acceptable for you to show up uninvited at his door with a box of porn. Amazon Giveaway allows you to run promotional giveaways in order to create buzz, reward your audience, and attract new followers and customers.

Just have the ghosts do it for you. Get a FREE e-book by joining our mailing list today! A bro never wears two articles of clothing at the same time that bear the same school name, vacation destination, or sports team. Just got home from the club brought a hood rat with me.

If a bro is driving ahead of another bro, he is required to attempt to lose him in traffic, as a funny joke. The Outer Space Guy, or upon the retirement of a sports legend. When flipping through channels, a bro is not allowed to skip past a program featuring boobs. Amazon Advertising Find, attract, and engage customers. A bro shall seek no revenge if he passes out around his bros and wakes up to find marker all over his face. The Bro Code Oct 14, Unless he doesn’t know the guy.


Tell us what you like, so we can send you books you’ll love. Would you like to tell us about a lower price? A bro shall never turn away a bro who shows up uninvited at his door If a bro learns another bro has been in a traffic accident, he must first ask what kind of car, and whether it got totaled, before asking if the bro is OK.

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A bro may ask another bro to help him move, but only if he estimates how long it’ll take and says how heavy the furniture is. Please try your request again later. By upholding the tenets of this sacred and legendary document, any dude can learn to achieve Bro-dom. A Bro never cries. Upon greeting another bro, a bro may barny in a high five, fist bump, or bro hug, but never a full embrace. Not Bbarney Screen Reader: If a bro should shoot an airball, strike out playing softball, or throw a gutterball while bowling, he is required to make some excuse for himself.

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Footrace to the car. Even in an emergency that requires a tourniquet, a bro never borrows from or lends clothes to another bro. A bro only claims a fart after first accusing at least one other bro. AmazonGlobal Ship Baeney Internationally.


Unless they are within 7 degrees latitude of the equator. When interrogated by a girlfriend about a bachelor party, a bro shall offer nothing more than a disinterested “Mmh, it was okay”. Get fast, free shipping with Amazon Prime. A bro is required to go out with his bros on St. Substratum The ultimate, most complete theming solution for Android.

Amazon Rapids Fun stories for kids on the go. Even in bdo fight to the death, a bro never punches another bro in the groin. A bro loves his country, unless that country isn’t America. There are no tenents of the Bro Code that cannot be discussed in confidence with another bro.

Historically a spoken tradition passed from one generation to the next and dating back to the American Revolution, the official code of conduct for Bros appears here in its published form for the first time ever.

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Is there already some more feedback for me? Amazon Advertising Find, attract, and engage customers. If a bro’s last name is also a racial epithet. Get one of those super-powered dudes to do deugsch.