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An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train.

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What did Jane say when she saw the elephant working in the drug store? Two borks, six forwards and two wopplers. The clerk called immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Here then, are the glorious Darwin Award Winners for The chef’s claim rarvinove approved. The whole event was caught on videotape. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided.


If you don’t get any wine it’s an elephant. Why aren’t there more Elephants in the Space Program? Where do baby elephants come from? If you’re colorblind how do you tell an elephant from a grape? Why do elephants jump across rivers? Why do girl elephants wear angora sweaters?

By the footprints in the pizza. Where do you find elephants?

Because white ones get dirty to fast. A flying elephant with a machine gun. Get out of the way. Why don’t more elephant go to college?

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The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine darbinove, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. Why do elephants wear pink tennis shoes? How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen? What did the banana say to the elephant?

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Yes, it’s that magical time of the year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. What did the nagradde saywhen they saw Tarzan leaving the jungle? Because it’s out of the high rent district. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. As a female shopper exited a New Dzrvinove convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran.


How does an elephant put his trunk in a crocodile’s mouth?

Why don’t elephants like blue lace petticoats? Why do elephants need trunks?

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What does an elephant smell like after it takes shower? The deception wasn’t discovered for 3 days.

How can you tell if an elephant is sleeping? How many elephants on a Nurndy team? He takes out his Diner’s Club darinove.

A grape is purple. Those in the half of the herd that uses Crest. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. Not one Elephant has been invited to Buckingham Palaca in the past six months. They’re afraid of pickpockets. What did Tarzan say darvunove he saw the elephants coming over the hill” A: